A couple was on vacation at a fishing area. The husband liked to go fishing in the morning, the wife liked to read.
One day, the husband came back from fishing and wanted to take a nap. Although she was not used to the atmosphere on the lake, the wife still rowed out to enjoy the sunlight. She rowed away from a little, then stopped and continued reading.
Suddenly, a security guard approached. He stopped right next to her boat and asked:
- Helloi lady, what are you doing?
- I'm reading a book. - The woman replied.
- You are in an area where fishing is prohibited. - He reminded.
- I'm sorry sir, but I'm not fishing, I'm just reading books.
- But you have all the necessary tools you can fish at any time, I have to give you a ticket, lady.
- If you do that, I will sue you for sexual harassment. - The woman scolded.
- But I haven't even touched you yet.
- Yes, but you have all the necessary tools and you can start at any time.
By: Gitta Russell